Chapter 9, really damn handsome
Lin Yao held his mother's small bitter point in his mouth, watching Stuttering Yogurt curse incessantly, only typing two words in the queue: kill quickly
[Team] Standing with a sword: How could the murderous madwoman, with a smile, leave the house without this essential item for killing and looting? I have it.
Lin Yao felt a bit restless; he was unwilling to escalate the matter too much. He should have known better and gone separate ways with Heng Dao earlier. Now, as he moved, the onlookers followed; when he stopped, the crowd stopped as well, sticking to him like bodyguards.
"Get lost!" Lin Yao rubbed his legs vigorously, feeling as if his entire body was covered in goosebumps. "I am going to marry an ATM. I can't bear to part with it; our feelings must be very deep! Why don't you ask the ATM if it is willing?"
Don't hang up!" The madman suddenly shouted.
A few minutes later, the Hengdao number appeared beside Yanran with the scent of murder. Lin Yao hung up the phone, raised the team card, and added the Hengdao number to the team.
Students ... um, good morning everyone, how was your weekend? It is said that before Mr. Qiu started his company, he was a university teacher, and he has not changed his habit of addressing people as 'students', often referring to them as 'this student'.
Guan Ze has always felt that this aspect makes Yixiao quite different from others. He must find the time to ask why this is the case, whether it is an act of coolness or if it is due to being too busy with operational skills
Those who resort to insults are typically low-level accounts; higher-level accounts generally do not engage in direct insults. Under normal circumstances, they do not target low-level accounts for elimination, but if accounts of the same level insult each other face-to-face, it can lead to significant trouble. A mere smile may cause a certain account to remain forever at its current level, unable to advance further.
In fact, if it weren't for those previous troubles, and if Guan Ze didn't already have a son, he would be very willing to get closer to Guan Ze, who is the type that makes him weak in the knees upon seeing him
A group of people followed behind them, and surprisingly, the two most dazzling rivals in this server teamed up. Everyone was eager to see what they would do.
The madman suddenly fell silent upon hearing these words
"Do not get a divorce." The voice of the madman instantly shifted from a state of furious shouting to a gentle tone
After two rounds, the battle concluded, and the two opponents vanished before his eyes. He disbanded the team, intending to fly back to the restroom where he usually logged off, but was captured halfway and thrown into a cell
I apologize, the madman took a deep breath and said, "I borrowed several months' rent from her, and then she said to make up for it with that weapon. I calculated that it was still a bit less than the money I borrowed, so I bought it for her."
He consumed the deadly herb and without the slightest hesitation, struck down.
[Team] With a charming smile: Roll it over, bring it here
The madman clearly did not expect to be PKed by anyone, let alone by Yanran Yixiao. It is likely that he could never have imagined that the team of Yanran Yixiao would include Hengdao Lima.
The team: A charming smile : 000
[Battle] Sour sour sour sour yogurt: Are you out of your mind!
"Shut up!" Lin Yaozhong retorted fiercely, feeling that if he had dentures in his mouth, they would surely fly out at this moment
You finished drinking! The elevator doors opened, and Lin Yao shoved the milk tea into Jiang Yifei's hands, "Who can stand the taste of chive-flavored milk tea..."
In a fit of anxiety, his Mandarin became distorted; the way he pronounced Lin Yao sounded just like "hurry up and die for me, hurry up and die for me, and don't hang up." In the end, even Cantonese slipped out. He took a bite of the snack in his mouth and said, "Are you hurrying to die? How can you not hang up! Hurry up and hang up!"
Lin Yao knew that the madman had been practicing his alternate account for quite some time, but he had never inquired too much about it. They had leveled up their main accounts early on, focusing solely on leveling up to dominate the server, and many attributes were not maxed out before they reincarnated, resulting in accounts with rather average foundations, relying mainly on levels and equipment. Therefore, practicing an alternate account was a very normal choice, and Lin Yao himself also had an alternate account, which was quite exceptional.
Just set up to not receive any messages for less than two minutes, the phone rang. Lin Yao estimated it was Heng Dao, picked up the phone without even looking, but unexpectedly heard the voice of a madman: "Wife"
Before going to bed, he also turned off his phone. It is uncertain whether the madman will mention this to anyone. If it gets out, he probably won't be able to sleep before 2 AM tonight. Everyone thinks that his bond with the madman is as strong as gold, and messages and calls are sure to flood in.
"What?" The madman did not understand. Every time they called each other, the conversation became extremely laborious due to the significant differences in their language habits. "The yogurt is my roommate, and there is nothing between us!"
Guan Ze said a few words? President Qiu turned his head to look at Guan Ze
Ever since Lin Yao learned that the owner of the Cherokee was Mr. Guan Ze, the newly appointed marketing director, his only source of amusement while waiting at red lights every day has turned into a torment
Strangely, after successfully exposing the relationship between him and the madman, Hengdao surprisingly did not call again to pressure for marriage
[Battle] Sour Sour Sour Sour Yogurt: Speak up, are you afraid to kill but not to speak!
Lin Yao chuckled a few times, then changed to a serious expression and glared at Guan Ze
[Battle] Sour sour sour sour milk: Foolish thing! Do you think I am afraid of you!
Lin Yao was taken aback, nearly jumping out of his chair. Was this madman really going to confront him? He took a moment to compose himself and propped his legs up on the table: "I didn't say I was done, so what? Are you going to argue with me?"
For several consecutive days, Guan Ze's car would arrive punctually and park next to him or behind him. It was one thing for it to park behind; he could just pretend not to see and not turn around. However, when it parked next to him, pretending not to see was no longer an option. Guan Ze seemed to do it on purpose, as every time it parked beside him, he would roll down the window and look over in his direction.
When the onlookers discovered that Yanran Yixiao was leading a team towards the training area with only one person following her, and that this person was standing with a sword in hand, everyone erupted in excitement
He is really handsome
Well, it seems that it is necessary to make it before this year's BIAE, so that he can take people to participate at that time. Jiang Yifei placed the milk tea back into Lin Yao's hands, saying, "The taste is good, it is no longer sour."
The only person, apart from Hengdao, who could personally come to check the coordinates with a smile is no one else.
Lin Yao clapped his hands several more times, the applause resounding.
Is it officially time to start work? Lin Yao casually asked, feeling a bit awkward yet inexplicably looking forward to it, at least he could secretly steal a few more glances.
It is not surprising that a madman would ask this question; in this broken game, without marriage, there is no house, and there is no place to put things. One cannot even learn life skills, so even if it is to marry one's own alternate account, one cannot remain single.
Heng Dao gave him a flight talisman, and Lin Yao directly flew to a coordinate close to the madman, shaking off the large number of followers behind him. It would take at most two minutes to kill the madman's alternate account, allowing them to leave leisurely before everyone could check the coordinates and arrive.
Why? Lin Yao was baffled
Listen to my explanation, listen to my explanation, do not worry
Do not force me, a civilized person, to say such vulgarities to you
Expansion training? Lin Yao raised an eyebrow, is it camping? Or a picnic?
Everyone below burst into laughter, while Lin Yao and Jiang Yifei were huddled in the corner, engrossed in their phones. Without a second thought, they replied, "Report to the teacher, it's fine."
[Battle] Sour Sour Sour Sour Yogurt: Scoundrel
An hour later, as his prison time came to an end, Lin Yao did not delay and directly flew to the Moon Elder to apply for a divorce from Shen Qiu Luo Feng, then changed the password of his account and went offline
"That sounds good. Let's discuss something in today's morning meeting," said General Manager Qiu, leaning on the table and glancing at the employees in front of her. "We have welcomed quite a few new employees recently. In order to better integrate into our big family and to enhance our awareness of teamwork, the company has arranged for an outdoor training camp. We plan to organize a team-building training session for the employees of the Marketing and Design Departments, scheduled for the day after tomorrow."
That is good, said General Manager Qiu with a smile, "Let's first welcome our newly appointed director of the marketing department, Guan Ze, at today's morning meeting."
"Do not speak," Lin Yao shot him a glance, "Hurry up and finish eating, how uncivilized."
Team: Form a squad and take flight
What a joke. Lin Yao can only silently recite these three words in his heart, and then smile and nod towards that direction
"Are you playing with me?" Lin Yao mumbled, too lazy to care anymore. After taking a shower, he lay down on the bed, and within a few minutes, he was so tired that he could hardly keep his eyes open
As soon as Lin Yao heard this name, he quickly placed his phone on the table and joined everyone in applauding. Amidst the applause, he raised his head and saw Guan Ze standing next to General Qiu.
"In the morning, one can afford to be lazy for half an hour," Jiang Yifei quickly stuffed a bun into his mouth, choking for quite a while before he could utter the second half of his sentence. Finally, he snatched the milk tea from Lin Yao's hand and took a sip, which seemed to save him from suffocating. "I heard from Xiao Li in the marketing department that the new director is officially coming to work today, and we need to welcome him at the morning meeting"
[Battle] Sour Sour Sour Sour Milk: What are you doing
Lin Yao couldn't help but laugh at these words: "I don't care whether you two have it or not!"
"Then why did you kill me?" The madman was taken aback.
No, " Guan Ze smiled and pulled a stool to sit down on one side, " it's all nonsense, wasting time.
If previously Lin Yao felt somewhat displeased but could still manage to maintain a superficial relationship with the madman, the current feeling can only be described as utterly frustrating, even more so than drinking spoiled milk tea
The monthly morning meeting generally lasts no more than twenty minutes. General Qiu is someone who cannot sit still during meetings; if there is nothing for everyone to discuss, the meeting can be concluded in just one minute
Whether it is her appearance, expression, or figure, even the few words he barely heard from her voice, they all greatly appeal to him
At the beginning, he would deliberately drive a bit slower, allowing the Cherokee to pass first, and then gradually follow behind. Whenever there was an opportunity, he would make an effort to move closer to the side, creating space for those behind who wanted to overtake. Throughout the journey, this was done with great caution
The moment at Tian Gong is precisely the time for the mission, and many people are waiting for it. Yan Ran Yi Xiao, who naturally attracts attention wherever she goes, is now standing next to the NPC checking coordinates in full PK gear. Immediately, several idle individuals gathered around; some watched in silence, while others began to curse in the current channel.
Lin Yao's suppressed anger suddenly flared up: "Damn it."
Having dominated for so long, the onlookers have honed their skills in observing the spectacle to a professional level. They are well aware that typically, a purposeful ambush would warrant checking coordinates; if it is merely to clear the area before defeating a boss, there would be no need to specifically go to the heavenly palace to check. They would simply go directly to the target.
Lin Yao waited for a moment, and seeing that he had no intention of speaking, took a sip of water: "I won't hold it against you for selling the account that was built with my money. You need money, don't you? We've known each other for two years, consider us comrades. This money is a gift from me to you. But don't treat people as fools. If you want to pursue girls, use your own money; I wouldn't even bother to give you a second thought. Do you understand?"
Yanyan, with a charming smile, belongs to the female demon race, which is an indispensable support race in PK (player killing). However, it is unable to kill in one-on-one combat. On the other hand, Hengdao is a human race with control skills, making it a dominant race in one-on-one battles
"Why are you sighing so early in the morning?" Jiang Yifei stood beside him eating a bun
Jiang Yifei looked at him inexplicably and said: "Yes, you really need to take a good shot. You are both crashing and calling people crazy. Just listening to the noise you make makes my hand hurt.
Yao Yao
The reason the madman sold the account was due to a lack of money, yet he took the money and immediately bought equipment for the wife of the secondary account
Before falling asleep, I praised myself a little, youth is indeed wonderful, and I fell asleep immediately
[Team] Yanran smiled: I do not have a team flight symbol
In the battle, Lin Yao showed no mercy; he was quite furious and unleashed his ultimate move. With great skill, he executed a control skill with his sword, and the madman on the other side was unable to act before being immobilized.
Guan Ze is wearing formal attire today, and his tall and well-proportioned figure is very striking. Lin Yao picked up his phone, pretending to be nonchalant, and secretly took more than ten photos of Guan Ze.
Despite the numerous small accounts around me incessantly cursing, creating a scene filled with system-automated obscenities represented as "****", Yanran merely smiled and continued to stand there, unresponsive and unmoving
The team stands ready for action: 0
He does not like to speak during PK, especially when someone on the opposing side is cursing; he remains silent. This is the fun of it. When the opponent is cursing and receives no response at all, it is the most infuriating, and he enjoys it that way
Guan Ze sat in front of the computer, amused. The madman probably had not yet recovered, speaking like a fool, completely devoid of his usual arrogance. However, when Yanran smiled, she indeed did not speak during the act of killing. Those who have been killed know this well; whether you plead for mercy or curse, she remains silent, and after the killing, she simply goes to prison
In battle, he is as righteous as the heavens: he does not speak when he kills
The old madman finally spoke again
Lin Yao was momentarily at a loss for words, and just as he was about to hang up the phone, the madman added, "How about not marrying him? I can't bear it; we've known each other for so long, don't you have any feelings at all? I really like you a lot."
What business is it of yours?
"You have come to the Heavenly Palace," Lin Yao opened the equipment panel and put on all the PK gear, "Please bring me a killing incense."
"Who are you planning to marry?" the madman asked
"Alright, alright, let's leave it at that. I don't want to deal with this anymore; it has nothing to do with me," Lin Yao glanced at the computer and discovered that Heng Dao was also imprisoned, right in the cell opposite him. At that moment, Heng Dao was throwing horse feed one by one in his direction. Lin Yao looked at himself and tossed a few pairs of unused straw sandals from his daily tasks over. "I will apply for a divorce from my main account shortly. Remember to confirm it in three days. From now on, you play your game, and I will play mine."
"Is it necessary to confront him? When did you get involved with him..." The madman dragged this out quite a bit, sounding rather aggrieved.
By coincidence, after they landed, Lin Yao immediately spotted the madman's alternate account, which was fighting monsters while displaying the title of spouse, along with the stuttering yogurt.
What a pity that such a man has ended up in someone else's hands. Lin Yao couldn't help but sigh when he thought of this as he entered the elevator
However, although he felt it was quite awkward to run into Guan Ze from time to time, on days when he did not encounter him, he could not help but look around restlessly in search of him
He sighed, sent a private message to Hengdao, thanked him, and said, I will log off and serve my time
"Really amusing," Lin Yao's temper actually flares up quickly and subsides just as fast. If the madman hadn't been pretending to be foolish and kept it from him until now, he wouldn't have intended to continue this conversation. However, the madman insists on maintaining an innocent and confused demeanor, leaving him unable to swallow his words. "Where did that stuttering person get the sword from?"